Previous Months Jokes:
The Irish Twins,
Lawyers,
Unsolved Case,
Stop at the Red Light
The fence between heaven and hell burned down, obviously the work of the
devil. Appearing at the charred section, Saint Peter called over to Satan,
"Look, since all of the honest carpenters are on my side, I'll get them to
rebuild the fence. But since you burned it down, you'll have to pay the bill."
"And what if I don't?" Satan asked.
"Then I'll be forced to sue," said Saint Peter.
"Think so? Where are you going to find a lawyer?" Satan asked.
This joke compliments of "The Fox"
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last update June 16, 1998